Aquaponics Digest - Wed 01/20/99




Message   1: No subject given

             from "Ed Franklin"

Message   2: Re: Tomato Varieties

             from Gordon Watkins 

Message   3: Re: Salmonella in alfalfa seed from single source

             from "Ted Ground" 

Message   4: Germ Theory II

             from Adriana Gutierrez 

Message   5: Internet Message

             from PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Message   6: greywater processing (was "lava gravel")

             from PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Message   7: Re: Tomato Varieties

             from PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Message   8: Re: Tomato Varieties

             from PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Message   9: Germ Theory II

             from PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Message  10: nutrition

             from William Evans 

Message  11: Re: Germ Theory II

             from "KevinLReed" 

Message  12: Re: Tomato Varieties

             from james.rakocy@uvi.edu (James Rakocy, Ph.D.)

Message  13: Re: Germ Theory III

             from Dave Miller 

Message  14: RE: Germ Theory II

             from "Donna Fezler" 

Message  15: RE: Salmonella in alfalfa seed from single source

             from "Donna Fezler" 

Message  16: RE: Germ Theory II

             from "Donna Fezler" 

Message  17: Re: Tomato Varieties

             from james.rakocy@uvi.edu (James Rakocy, Ph.D.)

Message  18: Re: Internet Message

             from "Ted Ground" 

Message  19: Re: Germ Theory II

             from Adriana Gutierrez 

Message  20: Re: greywater processing (was "lava gravel")

             from jilli and lars 

Message  21: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

             from "Ted Ground" 

Message  22: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

             from Gordon Watkins 

Message  23: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

             from "Jim Sealy Jr" 

Message  24: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

             from Marc 

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Subject: Re: Tomato Varieties

From:    Gordon Watkins 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 09:26:23 -0600

Jim, I take it from this and your previous posting that you've found that

determinate varieties are more suitable for your aquaponic system than

indeterminates.  In the literature I've seen, indeterminates are invariably

recommended for greenhouse production. Can you explain why your experiences

contradict this? Perhaps because you're growing outdoors and not in a

greenhouse? Determinates are certainly much easier to deal with in confined

spaces as well, I'm sure, as in a rafted system like yours.

                        Gordon

"James Rakocy, Ph.D." wrote:

> >Thanks for the info Jim. What varieties are you using now?

> >                                        Gordon

>

> We are growing three tomato plants of each of the following varieties:

> Bonita, Olympic, Duke, Empire, Joker, Liberty, Celebrity, Colonial,

> SunMaster, Flora, Pilgrim and Merced. All are determinant varieties of big

> red tomatoes. One plant of each variety is planted in each of three

> recirculating systems. Jim R.

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Subject: Re: Salmonella in alfalfa seed from single source

From:    "Ted Ground" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 09:36:37 -0600

In the last chapter and verse, we learned:

> Washing may help, but who washes the food so thorouvghly before eating ?

Is it not much more convenient to tell those 'expert' in the agricultural

field to stop using manure as organic fertiliser ?

> 

> Do we really have to get an epidemic first before people are listening ?

> 

> I have not given up hope, but are surprised with what laxity people

looking at recycling.

> 

> I hope you get your alfalfa seeds clean.

> 

> Best regards

> 

> Horst Doelle

Horst, uh, what seed is that?  What manure are you talking about?  What

experts?  

In short -what in the world are you talking about? 

I am now more confused than usual. Once again here, we seem to be seeking

out and finding new misunderstandings where no one has gone before! 

Sometimes I wonder how meaning gets lost as often as it does- like socks in

the laundry- disappearing without a trace. 

Perhaps we can parlay this discussion, if you can call it that, into some

humor and get back to aquaponics, so let me try.  You've heard the popular

tune "Dueling Banjos"? Now it's--- "Monty Python's Dueling Non-Sequitors".

Question: How many absurdists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: A cup of fur.

Are we on Siddhartha's road to seeing the big picture now? Ah,

non-sequitors!  They do have that aftershave slap in the face, first thing

in the morning, kind of effect!  Kind of like the old Zen koans, or like

the crack of the master's cane over the unsuspecting apprentice's head, or

spilling hot coffee in your lap.  Trouble is, it seems the result all too

often is not Enlightenment, but a concussion or at least a  sore noggin. 

Old Mr. "Call me Sid" Hartha ended up on the riverbank dazed and wearing a

perpetual smile- Consciousness or Concussion?  

Should we archive this with the Sod Yurt epic? Or better yet, let it go the

way of the socks in the laundry?  

DaDa!

Ted

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Subject: Germ Theory II

From:    Adriana Gutierrez 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 11:21:20 -0500

Horst,

We really appreciate your admonitions to excercise extreme care

when dealing with manures in food production.

I am reading a fascinating article in the February issue of The

Atlantic Monthly which indicates that there is a strong link

between heart disease and bacterial infections.  Another disease

which is under investigation for an infectious link is

Alzheimer's disease.  The primary researcher, Dr. Paul Ewald,

professor of biology at Amherst College, draws his germ theories

from Darwinian evolutionary findings.  Are you familiar with his

work?

Adriana Gutierrez, Sarasota, Fl.

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Subject: Internet Message

From:    PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:22:57, -0500

Dear Ted

Thanks for the info to wash sprouts even after they've sprouted to 

get rid of salmonella.  I am just about to get sprouting back into 

our nutrition routine and probably would have poisoned the whole 

famdamily. I'm one of the Duh people who forgets to wash supposedly 

organic food.  

Best to you

Jean, 

a sprouting aquaponiker

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Subject: greywater processing (was "lava gravel")

From:    PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:27:33, -0500

Dear Lars

What is your source of Taro seed?  Does anyone know a source of wild 

rice seed?

Jean

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Subject: Re: Tomato Varieties

From:    PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:24:44, -0500

Jim

I just entered the conversation and haven't started my aquaponic 

project yet, either.  What area of the country do you grow these 

varieties?  I am from Olympia WA.

Jean

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Subject: Re: Tomato Varieties

From:    PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:33:47, -0500

I'm new to aquaponics and haven't introduced myself yet because I'm 

not sure what level I'm going into it at.  But could someone explain 

to me the meaning of determinate varieties which Gordon's email says 

is more suitable for aquaponic system than indeterminates?  Thank you 

very much.  I find this email subscription fascinating.  Thank you 

Tom and Paula Speraneo. 

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Subject: Germ Theory II

From:    PHRL33A@prodigy.com (MS JEAN R SHAFFER)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:42:05, -0500

Adriana,

Is the point of the article saying sufferers of heart disease and 

Alzheimers are being selected out in an evolutionary fashion, because 

they did something unadaptive like not wash their food?  That would 

be real interesting.  I have a friend from Holland who says Americans 

compared to Europeans, keep their health environment so sterile that 

we are weakening our resistance for  when we do come into contact 

with germs.

Jean

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Subject: nutrition

From:    William Evans 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 10:03:37 -0800

Our bodies are crapping out cause of too many processed foods, and crops

grown on depleted /poisoned  soils...its all about nutrition(or lack of

it) leading to weakened immune systems and disease...Then, maybe the

bacteria come in and finnish us off; they sense that we are something to

be eliminated, just as pests go in and destroy UNHEALTHY crops, while

truly healthy crops grown on balanced (mineral wise) remain largely

unaffected.

billevans

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Subject: Re: Germ Theory II

From:    "KevinLReed" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 10:04:12 -0800

Jean,

My American son has been through pre-school the greatest den of infection

outside of the third world ( read downtown Los Angeles or anywhere London)

If he can survive this Alzhiemers does not have a chance on him.

Kevin

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From: MS JEAN R SHAFFER 

To: aquaponics@townsqr.com 

Date: Wednesday, January 20, 1999 9:44 AM

Subject: Germ Theory II

>Adriana,

>

>Is the point of the article saying sufferers of heart disease and

>Alzheimers are being selected out in an evolutionary fashion, because

>they did something unadaptive like not wash their food?  That would

>be real interesting.  I have a friend from Holland who says Americans

>compared to Europeans, keep their health environment so sterile that

>we are weakening our resistance for  when we do come into contact

>with germs.

>

>Jean

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Subject: Re: Tomato Varieties

From:    james.rakocy@uvi.edu (James Rakocy, Ph.D.)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 14:13:30 -0400 (AST)

>Jim

>

>I just entered the conversation and haven't started my aquaponic 

>project yet, either.  What area of the country do you grow these 

>varieties?  I am from Olympia WA.

>

>Jean

>

St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands

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Subject: Re: Germ Theory III

From:    Dave Miller 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 13:15:49 -0500

I say you can't die before you eat a pound of dirt.  Natural antibiotics

Best germ fighter there is......Gets you out of housecleaning.  Yeah, I

can be a duh person too.

Dave

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Subject: RE: Germ Theory II

From:    "Donna Fezler" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:04:52 -0600

Take these conjectures with a grain of salt.  They are looking at the

problem through myopic glasses, blaming the germ on the symptoms instead of

recognizing that the germs are attempting to balance the problem or

opportunists in an immune compromised host.  This is NOT evolutionary

biology.  This is just an extension of the germ theory of disease which will

not hold up in the toxin laden 21st century.

The double blind clinical trial for reversing the symptoms of fibromyalgia,

an untreatable autoimmune disorder starts in 2 weeks.  The method will

involve detoxification and nutritional supplementation.  Since we have seen

the method used for two years now, I doubt there will be any surprises

except to the medical community that has pronounced this disorder

untreatable.

This is an explanation of Darwinian medicine as I have it in my patent.

http://www.rhealiving.com/Discovery%20Story.htm#Darwinian Medicine

Donna Fezler

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From:   aquaponics [SMTP:aquaponics]

On Behalf Of Adriana Gutierrez

Sent:   Wednesday, January 20, 1999 10:21 AM

To:     aquaponics@townsqr.com

Subject:        Germ Theory II

Horst,

We really appreciate your admonitions to excercise extreme care

when dealing with manures in food production.

I am reading a fascinating article in the February issue of The

Atlantic Monthly which indicates that there is a strong link

between heart disease and bacterial infections.  Another disease

which is under investigation for an infectious link is

Alzheimer's disease.  The primary researcher, Dr. Paul Ewald,

professor of biology at Amherst College, draws his germ theories

from Darwinian evolutionary findings.  Are you familiar with his

work?

Adriana Gutierrez, Sarasota, Fl.

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Subject: RE: Salmonella in alfalfa seed from single source

From:    "Donna Fezler" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:15:13 -0600

Ted

What are you smoking and can you share it?

Donna

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From:   aquaponics [SMTP:aquaponics]

On Behalf Of Ted Ground

Sent:   Wednesday, January 20, 1999 9:37 AM

To:     aquaponics@townsqr.com

Subject:        Re: Salmonella in alfalfa seed from single source

In the last chapter and verse, we learned:

> Washing may help, but who washes the food so thorouvghly before eating ?

Is it not much more convenient to tell those 'expert' in the agricultural

field to stop using manure as organic fertiliser ?

>

> Do we really have to get an epidemic first before people are listening ?

>

> I have not given up hope, but are surprised with what laxity people

looking at recycling.

>

> I hope you get your alfalfa seeds clean.

>

> Best regards

>

> Horst Doelle

Horst, uh, what seed is that?  What manure are you talking about?  What

experts?

In short -what in the world are you talking about?

I am now more confused than usual. Once again here, we seem to be seeking

out and finding new misunderstandings where no one has gone before!

Sometimes I wonder how meaning gets lost as often as it does- like socks in

the laundry- disappearing without a trace.

Perhaps we can parlay this discussion, if you can call it that, into some

humor and get back to aquaponics, so let me try.  You've heard the popular

tune "Dueling Banjos"? Now it's--- "Monty Python's Dueling Non-Sequitors".

Question: How many absurdists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: A cup of fur.

Are we on Siddhartha's road to seeing the big picture now? Ah,

non-sequitors!  They do have that aftershave slap in the face, first thing

in the morning, kind of effect!  Kind of like the old Zen koans, or like

the crack of the master's cane over the unsuspecting apprentice's head, or

spilling hot coffee in your lap.  Trouble is, it seems the result all too

often is not Enlightenment, but a concussion or at least a  sore noggin.

Old Mr. "Call me Sid" Hartha ended up on the riverbank dazed and wearing a

perpetual smile- Consciousness or Concussion?

Should we archive this with the Sod Yurt epic? Or better yet, let it go the

way of the socks in the laundry?

DaDa!

Ted

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Subject: RE: Germ Theory II

From:    "Donna Fezler" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:19:09 -0600

The Europeans are half right.  We are trashing our immune systems with all

those "better living through chemistry" products.

Could well be a combination of both.

(Duck Donna, duck!  Here comes Ted!)

Donna Fezler

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Subject: Re: Tomato Varieties

From:    james.rakocy@uvi.edu (James Rakocy, Ph.D.)

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 14:28:40 -0400 (AST)

Gordon, space in outdoor systems is not at such a premium as it is in

greenhouses. When you train to one stem outdoors, the winds really whips the

plant and puts a lot of pressure on the base. In sharp gravel it can girdle

the stem and eventually kill the plant. We used collars. Also light

intensities are higher outside (better for determinants with their heavy

foliage) and high humidity is not such a critical factor as in greenhouses.

Trained plants allow better ventilation in greenhouses. In any event we

obtained the same production per unit area with either indeterminants

trained or dertermants not trained (bush). The labor involved in training a

plant is substantial, so we elect not to do this and avoid the fruit

cracking problem as a bonus. I'm sure that training plants to one two stems

is the best method for a greenhouse.  Jim R.

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Subject: Re: Internet Message

From:    "Ted Ground" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 13:01:36 -0600

Jean,

I don't grow alfalfa of any kind, and right now, I don't grow any sprouts

of any kind, although I have in the past for my own consumption.  I merely

relayed a news report that I recently received about the salmonella

outbreak traced to the alfalfa seed from Dutch sources, or perhaps a single

Dutch source....because Adriana had mentioned it as a word of caution in

connection with our recent discussion on the possibility of feeding sprouts

to our fish.  Thank you, Adriana, for that info, by the way.

I did not mean to suggest that all sources of alfalfa seed, or that any

kind of seed commonly used for sprouting is so contaminated.. Apparently

only some is, (I think that is very obvious based on the consumption rate

in this country,

at least) and at this point, for this particular "outbreak" we are talking

about, I don't have any information on what the ultimate source of

contamination was. 

I do know from my professional experience and from

published research on food safety, that, by far, the greatest incidence or

probability of food contamination takes place at some step in the handling,

packing and storage process. 

I used the expression "don't panic, it's organic", as a humorous intro to

the post.  I have no idea if the sprouts were being sold as organic, or

whether their seed source came from so-called "organic" sources.  I use

that ironic expression ever so often with my organic buddies as a reality

check for those who might think that organic food is ideally or idyllically

"safe".  It probably is, by the way, just as conventional crops are "safe"

from the dictionary definition of that word, but I just like to remind my

organic pals (that includes myself by the way) of little known facts such

as the fact that 25% of organic produce tested was found to have detectable

levels of pesticide residues- this came out of a recent Consumer Report. 

Just a note from the real world to those who might think organic produce

has already attained some kind of idealistic goal...(I happen to think that

the "organic" way, at least as I define it for myself, is a superior

production method, but we still do it in the real world)   

Also, I never suggested that washing will "get rid" of salmonella...but it

certainly can potentially make the difference between degrees of food

poisoning-- from severe to  mild cases or even no noticable

effects...depending on how much bacteria is on the food item just prior to

consumption.  We are always eating or drinking some amount of pathogens.

Sometimes, washing does not help enough because the contamination is so

invasive down in the tissue of the food.  For example, canteloupes are

frequently severely contaminated with E.coli, mostly from unsanitary

handling practices at the harvest and shipping stages, and at times the

bacteria can make its way into the edible melon flesh from the fiberous

rind when the consumer cuts it open.. Therefore washing the entire melon

rind with a little bit of soap and hot water can help you reduce that

risk...but you must do that before you cut open the melon, if you see what

I mean, and then, it does not always insure that the melon flesh is not

contaminated, because if the rind had been bruised in any way at some

point, the pathogens can enter into the flesh of the melon long before you

purchased it.... 

So, in my book, it is such a small thing to do, to wash your hands, food,

etc, before eating, that it always pays to do it. Like taking a bath every

Saturday night- whether you need one or not- Heh, heh. 

Until next time, have fun and wash your food!  Ha, Ha!

Ted.

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Subject: Re: Germ Theory II

From:    Adriana Gutierrez 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 15:43:23 -0500

jean, the article did not speculate as to the specific source of

the infection.  The one related to heart disease is Chalmidia

pneumoniae, a nasty cousin to the STD chlamydia.  When rabbits

were infected with C. pneumoniae and fed a modestly

cholesterol-enhanced diet they were found to have a thickening of

the thoracic aorta when compared to the controls which were fed

the same diet.  Treatment with antibiotics after infection

prevented the condition.  These findings are reminiscent of 20

years ago when it was determined that 80% of stomach ulcers were

caused by the pathogen H. pylori.   A recent survey found that

only 46% of patients were being tested for the pathogen today, a

sad commentary on physicians.

Back to the evolutionary subject, research on salmonella showed

that, actually in a cleaner environment the bacterial strains

evolved into a less-virulent strain over time.  Strains cultured

from Chile, where water quality is good were mild, but those from

Guatemala were quite virulent.  Strains of the cholera agent

isolated from Texas and Louisiana produce such small amounts of

the toxins that almost no one who is infected with them come down

with cholera.  From a public health standpoint the researchers

want to focus on the ability to modifiy the disease organisms to

make them mild so as to act like a natural vaccine.

are being selected out in an evolutionary fashion, because

> they did something unadaptive like not wash their food?  That would

> be real interesting.  I have a friend from Holland who says Americans

> compared to Europeans, keep their health environment so sterile that

> we are weakening our resistance for  when we do come into contact

> with germs.

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Subject: Re: greywater processing (was "lava gravel")

From:    jilli and lars 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 12:30:11 -0800

hi jean -

        I got a couple of live plants from the farmers market in

downtown San Francisco. They seem to readily self propogate by sending

new plants off main tubers.

lars

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Subject: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

From:    "Ted Ground" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 21:04:34 -0600

> Ted

> What are you smoking and can you share it?

> 

> Donna

Donna, I have nothing cogent or inspiring left to report at this time since

the last few chaotic threads seem to have frayed the discussion beyond

recognition.  But that Internet Trickster, The Muse, sent me the following

diatribe in response to your post, and I suppose I have no choice but to

relay it to you.. I have a theory that these strange tangential topics that

come up occassionally tend to bring the Muse up to the surface, kind of

like the nuclear explosions in the 1940s and 50s brought Godzilla up from

the abysmal depths.  And look what happened to Tokyo.  Not a pretty

picture.

The Muse writes:

Oh, man... Busted again!?

  

Oh, well.  Now I guess I might as well reveal one of the closest held

secrets about aquaponics. This had to come out sometime.

Smoked crawdads.  

Perhaps you can recall.... way back in the archives of North American TV

culture (at its literary pinnacle) the episode from "The Beverly

Hillbillies" in which Jedd Clampett and Jethro Bodine were delighted at the

prospect of  a crop of smoked crawdads.  Their co-conspirator, Ellie May,

cultured these illicit arthropods in the cement pond, of course. For the

first time ever, it can now be revealed that this TV episode was a cryptic

reference to the shamanic use of aquaponic crustaceans.

It is very difficult to keep fresh crawdads lit while smoking them. As you

can imagine. The key is to keep puffing until their tiny little crustacean

carapace begins to whistle at the proper harmonic. All of the most advanced

Cajun adepts and other Ascended Masters in Louisiana know this.  Ever

thought about why they cry "Aaaiiieeeee" periodically during their frantic

Akkadian musical hoedown raves?  

Tradition has it that Paleolithic Precolumbian North American Native

Peoples (PPNANP, otherwise affectionately known as the Noble Savages) used

smoked crawdads to increase their success in Snipe hunting.  As many of you

may know, Snipes are a very reclusive creature native to the Southern US,

and other states of mind.  By smoking aquaponic crawdads, it is thought

that our Native ancestors increased their night vision to the point that

they could actually see the elusive Snipe in the slips of the night, hiding

there amidst the swamp vegetation....Unfortunately, this practice went out

of control, resulting in the exitinction of many species of megafauna on

the North American continent...So much for the myth of the Noble Savage

living in harmony with Nature.  The fossil record can be used to uh,

somewhat confirm this..  Work with me here, people.....

And talk about cultural parallels.  I can't even begin to scratch the

surface of Yabbie smoking.  How else can Austrialian Aboriginal Artwork be

explained? Throwing a Yabbie on the Barbie has an entirely different

meaning to the Initiates Down Under.

Signing off.

The Muse

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Subject: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

From:    Gordon Watkins 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 21:58:40 -0600

So I guess a stone canoe is the best way to get to the sod yurt?

                                    Gordon

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Subject: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

From:    "Jim Sealy Jr" 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 22:28:27 -0600

I still haven't recovered my composure completely after reading the

writings of Ted's Muse (I'm sure Ted would never say such things on

his own in such a serious listserve ;).

Closest I'll get to a sod yurt or stone canoe is the strawbale

haybarn and tractor shed we have in the works now. But I do smoke

quail, does that count? 

Jim

Strawbale haybarn----- Doesn't that sound redundant? I've promised to

not allow any pigs close to it, little or otherwise.

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Subject: Re: Salmonella, Alfalfa, Shamanic Secrets and  Aquaponic X files.

From:    Marc 

Date:    Wed, 20 Jan 1999 19:39:04 -0700

Will a sod yurt smoke organically if a crawdad is lit inside

after the crawdad is washed?



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